{"id":121,"date":"2026-03-27T17:14:42","date_gmt":"2026-03-27T17:14:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/banallafringale.fr\/?page_id=121"},"modified":"2026-03-27T17:14:42","modified_gmt":"2026-03-27T17:14:42","slug":"mag-donaldz","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/banallafringale.fr\/index.php\/mag-donaldz\/","title":{"rendered":"Mag Donaldz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em><mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);color:#d8613c\" class=\"has-inline-color\">L&rsquo;enfer sur terre<\/mark><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c7a y est. Le Tartare est sorti de terre. La b\u00eate hideuse pointe le bout de son museau et tente d\u00e9j\u00e0 d&rsquo;amener \u00e0 elle les hordes impies et sans volont\u00e9 du bas peuple qu&rsquo;elle harangue \u00e0 grand coup de r\u00e9clame.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A vous \u00e2mes \u00e9gar\u00e9es qui vous \u00eates r\u00e9fugi\u00e9es ici, voici un compteur qui nous rappelle que l&rsquo;effort est collectif. 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